Resident ready for a city job

NANAIMO: Re: City Prepares for wave of retiring staff, Sept. 13.

To the Editor,

Re: City Prepares for wave of retiring staff, Sept. 13.

I want to put in my bid right now for one of those city hall jobs that has a $100,000-plus annual salary.

That’s $8,333 a month.

Even before filling out the application form I can  say what I would be prepared to offer for that amount of money: massages, haircuts, interpretive dancing, a capella singing, homemade snacks, shoeshines and round the clock availability to disgruntled tax payers.

Madeline A. Bruce

Nanaimo